12.31.06
Countdown: 1!
Oh my goodness… only one minute left to go. I’m so nervous I have to go to the bathroom… I’ll be back in about 5 minutes… Oh, wait… I’ll wait until 2007 to go…
Only one minute left to finalize those resolutions for the next 365 days of your life. Better be conservative, this is not a leap year, and you’ll have to accomplish your resolutions in only 365 days this year.
Ok, really, you have to accomplish your resolutions in the first 12 days of the new year… by the second weekend of January, you’ll be off buried in work or chasing something shiny… Better set the bar low — in fact, if you can put your resolution in terms of something you’ve already accomplished, you’ll really be in line for success…