Ramblings… nonsensical ramblings… wildly nonsensical ramblings…
I came across this on Viral Video Chart and had to share it… I am a big fan of the original Hurt song by NIN (Nine Inch Nails) as well as the remix by Johnny Cash. Now I can add Kermit to the list of impressive covers.
As a warning, even though this is Kermit the Frog, the content is not suitable for children or family gatherings… or several other locales while we’re at it…
As Wally says, sadness is just another word for “not enough coffee”… Yet sometimes you can have too much. Here’s a favorite except of mine…
“As I sat with a jug of Jahavan coffe, each molecule of which is
programmed to pelt round the body kicking the shit out of any alcohol
molecules it finds. I considered where to go from here…By the time I finished the jug I was completely sober. More sober than I
wanted to be, in fact: I’d drunk to much coffee and was now too far in
the black, sobriety-wise. It made me notice things like … { insert
introspective thinking } … See what I mean? Foolish, unhelpful
thoughts. I took a look at the packet of Jahavan and saw I’d picked up
Extra Strength by mistake. ‘Warning’, it said in the blurb. ‘Anyone
except alcoholics may find themselves experiencing foolish and unhelpful
thoughts’.… I went into the kitchen and threw the coffee away. I don’t need that
kind of shit from a beverage.”-Only Forward, Michael Marshall Smith
Want to waste even more time online? Check out Overheard in New York – The Voice of the City. Random people post things they’ve overheard in (you guessed it) NYC. Here are a few juicey examples:
· “…like WMD sure… or Jesus sure?”
· “Able to convince morons in a single sentence”
· “It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! Ah Fuck, It’s a Train.”
· “Thinning the herd, Manhattan-style”
If Ask a Ninja isn’t enough for you, you can quickly convert your t-shirt into Ninja wear wherever you are…
To all my Indian Homeys out there…
A little bit late, but here are the 12 days of Christmas, Indian Style…
New Year Resolutions from Ze Frank…
I’m going to treat my body better…
Like… switching to skim milk… on one of the six coffees I drink in a day.
Or… walking farther to a less convenient deli… where I buy cigarettes…
