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If you had purchased $1,000 worth of "WorldCom" stock one year ago, it would now be worth US$10.59. If you had purchased US$1,000 worth of "Enron" stock one year ago, it would now be worth US$0.71. If you had purchased US$1,000 worth of "Budweiser" (the beer... not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at the redemption center, you would have US$107.

Given the current conditions of the market, drink heavily and recycle.

(July 23, 2002)

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